Purgs, Goldogdergon Retrieverdods and Pitsenbulses: Doggie Daycare Shares Their Top Favorite Breeds of Dog

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    Today's best favorite number one animal called DAY PURGS!
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    Purgses look kind of like a dorg, but maybe half.
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    Like you probably need like two purgses to make one real dorg.
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    Is so cool!
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    His body like a perfect shape.
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    Is triangle!
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    Looks like maybe it's a larvae of a seal.
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    Purg face look like someone grabbed his piggy piggy tail
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    and pull his nose parts into his chesteses.
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    That kind of face is so good for eating.
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    This way you can have your eyeballs so close to your food.
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    Purgses can jump really high. I think this one's getting ready.
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    Come on purg! Show them you can fly!
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    Okay, maybe he's emPURGesed.
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    THRE Anyway... 0 0 90
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    sometimes purgses is a little stuck up.
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    Maybe when he grow up to be a seal, he catch fish for you.
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    That's why purg is best favorite animal
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    Today's best favorite animal is called... PITSENBULSES!!!
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    As you can see under the pitsbul come with many plugs.
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    Used for recharging your dorg.
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    The faces of the pitsenbulses have a really cool shape.
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    It's kind of look like a bicycle seat that went to the gym maybe.
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    But not like normal bicycle seat, it's like your grandpapa's bicycle seat. *&&*£
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    It's like extra wide.
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    Pitsenbulses have so much meats.
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    It's like always flex your muscles like Steve.
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    Bos But they have so much licks and kisses!
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    Too much licks.
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    Anyway, some people think pitsenbuls is dangderdous.
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    Like this one just kill a bear.
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    But like your mama can be dangderdous if you give her scissors and say let's pretend helicopter. *
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    Everybody can be stupid if you learn them stupid.
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    Be nice to pitsenbulses! They give so much licks and kisses MP
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    That's why they best favorite animal.
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    Today's best favorite animal is called... CHICHIHUA!!!
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    Chihuas is like when you buy a dorg,
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    but then forget to take it out of the box.
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    It can't go big, so stay really small.
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    But inside chichihua is grow really big feelings. Uh oh!
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    You got to let them out!
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    It's probably why sometimes chichihuas get a little bit shaky
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    Or maybe it's cold or he swallowed lots of bees. They don't know.
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    Anyway...
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    Chichihua have tiny little legs. Is even small for tiny body.
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    Probably used up all the meats to make chichihua's giant forehead.
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    It's probably because it think big thoughts.
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    Like, uh, why is it hard to say sorry sometimes?
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    Anyway, if you see chichihua you can say it's okay have big feelings.
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    If you let them out maybe you feel better. I don't know.
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    This is why it's best favorite animal.
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    Today's best favorite animal is called... GREAHTDAHNE!!!
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    BULENI LINZULIN As you can see, greahtdahnes is very smallest giraffes.
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    And sometimes they make him have sad feelings.
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    Is said I don't wanna be tiny griffafa!
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    So that's why he tell people he's big dorg.
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    Because greahtdahne forgets to grow his giraffas neck, 2002
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    he has lots of extra skin on his face parts.
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    Is like the lips is bigger than the ears.
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    Sometimes look a little like a ghost of a cow.
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    What's cow go say? Boo or moo? Get it?
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    Even though greahtdahne pretend to be big dorg.
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    Inside it's just tiny griffafa.
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    Is like little, tiny baby.
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    That's why it's best animal.
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    Today's best favorite animal is called... Goldogdergon Retrieverdods!
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    Is such cool dorg.
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    Kiss me is never really bald. Is grow long, golden hairs forever.
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    So much hairs they leave them on pillows or beds or carpets.
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    So people who don't have hairs can use them for themselves.
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    It's so nice!
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    But kiss from good news fairy can be dangerdus.
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    Is can turn part of your brain into candy.
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    It's ok. It just means godangodogs sometimes don't make best choices. EQAM
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    Like roll around in things that smell bad.
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    Or eat the from cat.
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    Goldendonger! Don't eat the poops from cats. KENNY-G OROS
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    This why is my best favorite animal. Okay bye!

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